It’s a dog’s life

I want a dog. I don’t want a dog. But I want a dog. I really want a dog. I just don’t want the actual dog and the dog poo. I guess that means I really shouldn’t get a dog.

But they’re so cute! With their little ears! And their waggy tails! Look at how cute they are!

But you have to walk them every day. Twice. And feed them. And take them to the toilet like toddlers. Why can’t they just be cute with their ears and make their own food?


I suppose I could just get another cat…